Look, we get it—fall is the season where everyone goes wild for that "pumpkin spice" flavor. But frankly, if you’re still waiting in line for a $7 cup of steamed milk and sugar, you might want to rethink your life choices. Instead, we have you covered with a Pumpkin Spice Beer, a 10.2% ABV powerhouse that’s the exact opposite of your basic PSL. This isn’t some sugary, frothy nonsense topped with whipped cream. Nope, this is a beer that brings the heat and complexity, perfect for when you want something that actually tastes like fall without having to listen to people talk about the “essence of autumn” in every sip.

The first thing that hits is the depth of flavor. The barrel-aging gives it a perfect dose of oak and bourbon character, with hints of vanilla and caramel that wrap around a solid backbone of rich malt sweetness. There’s a touch of spice too—cinnamon, nutmeg, and a little bit of clove—that’s just enough to remind us that it’s the season for cozy sweaters and questionable family gatherings. But here’s the thing: this beer isn’t as basic as your PSL. While that sugary drink is more of a dessert in a cup, Pumpkin Spice has the boldness to stand up to actual fall flavors. It’s warming but not in a "sugary-sweet, cloying" kind of way. It’s a grown-up fall drink that doesn’t try to hide behind whipped cream and sprinkles.

What really gets us excited about Pumpkin Spice is how well it handles the balance between sweetness, spice, and booze. It's strong enough to keep you cozy, but smooth enough that it never feels like you’re drinking straight whiskey (unless that’s your vibe, in which case, we support you). This beer nails the seasonal spice profile—cinnamon, clove, a little bit of ginger—but without turning it into some weird, artificial pumpkin pie flavor bomb. It’s got the same comforting warmth, but with way more soul than that basic latte you’re drinking while you take Instagram photos of fallen leaves. And when the finish comes, it’s clean and dry, leaving us with a hint of bourbon warmth that we could sip on all night long. This isn’t some drink you chug for the sake of fitting in, this is one that actually warms you up.

This is the kind of Pumpkin Spice that belongs in your hand when you're celebrating the season!