Behind the beer:
Cucumber Crusher

A Refreshing Twist on a Classic Blonde Ale

When we’re looking for a beer that’s refreshing and easy-drinking without sacrificing flavor, Cucumber Crusher Blonde Ale from Simple Machine Brewing is our go-to. This 4.8% ABV blonde ale is like a cold splash of water on a hot day, but with a little something extra. The moment we pour it, we’re greeted with a pale golden hue and a light, crisp head—nothing too heavy, just a perfect beer for those laid-back, sunshine-filled moments. But the real magic happens when we take that first sip: the subtle cucumber infusion is what sets this brew apart, giving it a fresh, clean taste that’s unlike any other blonde ale out there. It’s the kind of beer that says, “I know it’s summer, but I’m not going to make you sweat.”

The cucumber flavor isn’t overpowering, which is exactly what we love about Cucumber Crusher. It’s subtle but unmistakable, lending a refreshing vegetal note that complements the clean malt sweetness of the blonde ale. The hops are mild, giving the beer a light bitterness that doesn’t linger, leaving us with a crisp, dry finish that’s incredibly easy to sip. There’s something about this beer that makes us want to keep going back for more—maybe it’s the way the cucumber keeps it light and refreshing, or maybe it’s just the fact that this is a blonde ale that actually has a little personality. It’s an effortlessly drinkable beer that still has enough flavor to keep us interested from the first pour to the last drop!

It pairs with almost anything. Whether you’re lounging by the pool, having a BBQ, or just enjoying a casual afternoon with friends, this beer fits right in. It pairs wonderfully with lighter foods like salads, grilled vegetables, or seafood, but it’s also refreshing enough to cut through the richness of a burger or spicy tacos. It’s the kind of beer we always keep on hand for those moments when we want something crisp and satisfying without going overboard. Cucumber Crusher Blonde Ale is the beer we didn’t know we needed, but now we can’t imagine a summer without it. If you’re looking for a beer that’s easy to drink, full of subtle flavor, and perfect for any occasion, this is it.

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Cucumber Crusher Blonde Ale

5.3% ABV 15 IBU

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The Choice is Simple.